Accolades

Why did I let Hooker take over and blow it at Chancellorsville? The only good thing he ever did was let Stonewall Jackson get killed by his own men.

The Award for best facial hair during any part of history goes to Ambrose Burnside.

Where's my cavalry. Oh yeah, I just led them all to their deaths.

Worst battlefield leadership goes to George McClellan.

98 Billion, 99 Billion, 100 Billion, WOO-HOO!!!!!!

The "I'm Richer Than You" Award goes to Bill Gates.