Hitler

Often times, Hitler is questioned for wanting to take a nap and having a headache when the war raged on.  He decided to nurse his bodily demands and not pursue the attack to his fullest.  The reason why?  We at Hypothetical History have discovered the answer.  He had a dream that he was in"Vince"able, but was subjected to playing basketball with a Raptor. He was deeply disturbed by this "expansion team" mentality.  He thought that this meant bad things for the Reich and for himself.  He should have felt lucky though, as he was not without his trusty Sprite.

Can they really expect to compete with an expansion team?  Especially one that has Vince Carter.