The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins.  The inventors of music.  While many people believe that music has been around for a long time, we at Hypothetical History have learned that is a lie.  Music was indeed invented by the Smashing Pumpkins.  This is evident on their latest release, "Friends and Enemies of Modern Music."  They have broken down every wall that has lied before them, and keep on "rockin'"  However, this rockin' is about to be silenced as the band is apparently breaking up. Leave to Hypothetical History to find a way to bring them back, as we just did.  We're creating a ime warp machine that will create a tear in the space-time continum that will shuttle them back to George Washington's inaugrual ball, where they will perform their great music.  Whew, and I thought that they might actually break up.